felineadaptability:

…Me?

Seeing as you were the one that both hissed at me and patched me up..

felineadaptability:

You wouldn’t go to the hospital.

I had a nurse by my side.

felineadaptability:

You are the laziest person I know.

I had cracked ribs. You can’t possibly blame laziness.

felineadaptability:

You had a bed.

Couch was closer.

felineadaptability:

Well what else was it?

A couch to crash on.

felineadaptability:

That would have been seen as rude, considering it was your moldy bachelor pad.

It was one spot. And you can barely call that a bachelor pad. 

felineadaptability:

Blake, the spot was bigger every week.

I was in the cave most of the time—could’ve said something. Anything.

felineadaptability:

It was a bachelor pad.

It is supposed to be slightly moldy.

Uh-huh. If you didn’t like it—

—It wasn’t that moldy.

What does that mean? Rise.

What does that mean?

Rise.

felineadaptability:

I tried very hard to ignore the mold in the bathroom, Blake.

I did something about that, alright? You could have at least said something.

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